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  1. nickzambuto Guest

    Batman VS Spider man

    If Batman were to get 1 day of prep, who would win?



  2. UCLGeogPhD Guest

    You're giving Batman a day of prep? That makes it easy. Batman. The answer to any "who can win between Batman (given a days notice) and [insert chump here]?" is instantly a Bat win.

    In fact, give Batman a day....:

    Wake up
    Check e-mail - "Oh some spider geek is wanting some throw down"
    Google "Spider-Man"
    Notice all photos taken by Parker, but never two are in photo together
    Work out Spider-Man is Peter Parker
    Do some Bruce Wayne Stuff
    Light Lunch
    More Bruce Wayne Stuff
    Invent Spider repellent bat spray
    Requisition universal solvent from Wayne Tech to deal with those pesky webslingers
    Afternoon Tea
    Stroll Wayne Manor Gardens with Mary Jane
    Dinner
    Bump uglies with Mary Jane
    Tweet this to world on Bruce Wayne twitter account
    Make excuses, leave and pretend he does respect her and he will definitely give her a call later
    Do night based Batman stuff
    Go home
    Set alarm on phone - "9:30am - Remember to shove spray down teenagers throat"
    Sleep.
    Last edited by UCLGeogPhD; Friday, July 29, 2011 at 11:46 PM.



  3. TomLupo Guest

    WHAT KINDA DINNER WOULD HE HAVE??



  4. Flyattractor Guest

    Quote Originally Posted by TomLupo View Post
    WHAT KINDA DINNER WOULD HE HAVE??
    Didn't you read the post.
    He went on a date with Mary Jane.

    WHO WOULDN"T EAT DAT!?



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