Dude, you need to come to Florida and Meet Rick and the boys from FAMOUS FACES AND FUNNIES, or Aaron and the gang from A COMIC SHOP.
Or hit Long Island and pop in on the crew at FOURTH WORLD or the wonderful staff at COLLECTOR'S KINGDOM.
Do you at least have a good place now?
And, yes, you were right...your column IS Apokolips to my New Genesis!:eek: