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  1. AdamH Guest

    Quote Originally Posted by SebastianPiccione View Post
    I should make a villain who claims this, just so that women will bombard him with with their beautiful bare breasts!

    You can almost picture it, the villain, with a slight smirk under his twisted mustache yelling, "Oh No! Not Boobies! Stop. Please. Don't." while topless heroines rush to apprehend the fiend!
    I'm pretty sure this is the plot for half of the porn comics out there. Unless it's Japanese, then we're getting into tentacles...and honestly that's no good for anyone except the owner of the tentacles.

    I mean...not that I've read or watched anything like that, absolutely filthy, all of it.



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    Sure, Adam, ANYBODY can create a giant phallic space-squid-demon as a villain, but what's his MOTIVATION!?
    "Living Robert Venditti's Plan B!"

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  3. Sliverbane Guest

    Quote Originally Posted by StevenForbes View Post

    Here's what I want you to note: when dealing with superheroes, we're talking about an idealized version of the human form. Rippling muscles, obscenely large breasts...and penises that are larger than average. You may have to look to notice the bulge, but trust me, its there. And because you're noticing the bulge, and because it's flaccid in the comics, it HAS to be larger than average. You can't get the bulge in a flaccid state any other way. If the penis were erect, then you'd have the tenting of the costume/uniform.
    So you're saying an idealized male looks like he tucks his junk in? Some ideal... :rolleyes:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sliverbane View Post
    So you're saying an idealized male looks like he tucks his junk in? Some ideal... :rolleyes:
    Actually, it's not tucked. Look again. The bulge may not be as big as you'd like, but it's there. And it's bigger than what you see walking down the street.



  5. Sliverbane Guest

    All I'm saying is some artists seem to omit the junk... Thus, my joy and giddy adulation for Dr. Manhattan.



  6. StevenForbes Guest

    You, my dear, are just freaky, and are a classic example for the need of Wertham's book...



  7. Dungbeetle Guest

    The tittes quote was from Love Sausage, one of the Communist supers from Garth Ennis' "The Boys"... very very amusing. Except they are really his kryptonite... he can't, uh, walk that well when he's excited.



  8. drgerb Guest

    I <3 this thread..

    Superheroes to junk to Japanese tentacle porn.. Ahh...

    That's right, Robin.. Now we're in heaven.



  9. Sliverbane Guest

    You, my dear, are just freaky, and are a classic example for the need of Wertham's book...
    Are you saying people like me are the reason for [a need for] censorship? Huh? Or is there another Wertham you're referring to. :eek:

    I pride myself in my perversity. The anticipation of sin is so...invigorating. :eek::cool:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dungbeetle View Post
    The tittes quote was from Love Sausage, one of the Communist supers from Garth Ennis' "The Boys"... very very amusing. Except they are really his kryptonite... he can't, uh, walk that well when he's excited.
    Love Sausage is awesome! That storyline was hysterical!
    "Living Robert Venditti's Plan B!"

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