The damsel in distress. For the love of pant-wearing chipmunks, donít do this! Just donít. Please, put a twist on it. Oh, and while weíre at it, we all know about the connection between vampires and sex, but for the love of [insert Deity here], leave the sexy female vampire out of it. Again, just donít. Oh, and leave the Ann Rice gay vampires out of it, too.
I also want you to leave the tortured werewolf whoís looking to get rid of the curse well enough alone, too. You cannot get more whiney than Lon Chaney, Jr. as Lawrence Talbot, so donít try. For ghosts, letís leave out the haunted houses, the possessed houses [yes, thereís a difference], and whatever else youíve seen in horrible 80s movies. I love them, too, and I know thereís a wave of nostalgia right now that everyoneís riding [when The Muppet Show is being sold on the newsstand to multiple sellouts, you know that the Thundercats canít be too far behind], but unless you have something new to say about it, letís just leave it be, okay?